David Crystal
"I'm frightened to ask the next question!"
"Literacy is important: learning to read and write. The more you read, the more you write, the better"
"Opportunities to practice reading and writing"
"The more you text, the better your literacy scores. So the earlier you get your mobile phone, the better your literacy scores"
"Would you use your abbreviations in other circumstances apart from your mobile phone?"
"Punctuality and social behaviour"